just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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