Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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