they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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