...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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