jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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