Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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