hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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