She is in my trunk
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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