He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
i now understand why vodka
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Why are your pants in the freezer?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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