More tranny stories later!
She's JV to your varsity
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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