Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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