I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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