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I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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