just tell him i said nine months
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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