Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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