U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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