Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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