so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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