it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He has the fingertips of a God
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