my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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