i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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