i barfeds in our rink
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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