: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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