dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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