She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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