ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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