I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Dick very happy bro
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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