there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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