We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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