Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
