I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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