I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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