He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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