You can't special order awesome
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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