Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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