what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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