I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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