my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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