I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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