I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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