The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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