Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Randomize
