My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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