Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
we're making bets on your personal life
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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