I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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