I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
