If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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