i permit you to call me
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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