Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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