Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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