After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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