: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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