i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I'm just crazy horny about you
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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