I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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